Sorry Officer, No Field Sobriety Tests for Me - My Breasts Are Too Large
Posted on Feb 22, 2012
A 49 year-old Florida woman was arrested for DUI last month, claiming her "big breasts" prevented her from passing field sobriety tests. The driver was allegedly speeding and crossing the double yellow lines, so police pulled her over. She parked her car in two spots, and allegedly smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and had glassy eyes. Although she said her breasts prevented her from closing her eyes and walking a straight line with her hands by her sides, they didn't prevent her from dancing during the test and trying to undress to show the officer her large breasts.